The Customer Is Always Right…

$71.95 AUD

Somewhere between “extra napkins” and “can I get that gluten-free, but with a side of chaos,” there’s this moment:

when somebody asks for ranch with sushi and every server has to keep a straight face.

This design is for servers, bartenders, restaurant staff, and hospitality workers who have heard it all, smiled through it all, and still have stories nobody would believe.

Funny, sarcastic, and painfully relatable, this shirt is perfect for off-shift wear, restaurant humor lovers, and anyone who knows customer service has its limits.

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  • 80% organic ringspun combed cotton, 20% recycled polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.9 oz)
  • Super soft fleece inside
  • 30 singles
  • Regular fit
  • Dropped shoulders
  • Set-in sleeves
  • 1 × 1 ribbed cuffs at collar, sleeve cuffs, and bottom hem
  • 2 needles top stitches on all seams
  • The fabric of this product is certified by GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
  • The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.